I did a thing guys.

https://emudamuda.fwgs.gay/

let's encrypt like service but it gives you certificates signed with eMudhra compromised keys

certbot command for example:

certbot certonly --server https://emudamuda.fwgs.gay/acme/directory --domain emudamuda-sign.fwgs.gay --webroot -w /var/lib/letsencrypt/ -n --agree-tos -m meow@meow.meow

the whole backend was written in Rust, by Qwen 3.8 Flash Next running on the GPU I own.