OK Internet hivemind, I have a very specific problem.

I need to be able to copy-paste a string of text containing three separate parcels of information like this:

String A. String B. String C.

Strings A, B, and C each come in a couple different configurations. I need to be able to select the configuration I want and copy the result in plain text to paste somewhere else.

Excel can combine strings A, B, and C, but I can't copy from Excel because it just gives me the formulas.

Access can't seem to do any of this shit.

Thoughts?