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  • Vivaldi BrowserVivaldi@vivaldi.net
    Feb 19, 2026, 2:55 PM

    Now that AI can take care of online exploration for you, you don’t need your brain anymore! 🧠

    As a preventative measure, make sure you store it properly. Get your brainsoaker today at brainsoaker.com (brain not included)

    Camera shows a person sit down at their desk, lift their cap. Cut to shot of two hands gently placing his brain in the brain soaker, which is basically a fishbowl sitting on a black plastic piece. Camera pans across the brain soaker. Then, there is an interview scene. A witness sits in chair and looks sincerely past the camera and talks about how satisfied she is with the product, she smiles too much. The camera then shows five teabags saying “Protein” “Vitamin C” “Carbohydrate” “Amino Acids” “Vitamin D”. The Camera pans across the fishbowl as one of these nutrition supplements is opened and sprinkled across the bowl. The video ends with a graphic on screen: “Just because you don’t need it, don’t let it shrink! Order today!”.
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