Time for a coming out:
I'm a Nix user now.
I use nix-darwin on my laptop. My home server runs NixOS. My Raspberry Pis run NixOS.
I help manage and maintain ~13 more NixOS machines at @hswaw. A few of them are entirely my fault.
And if you ask me about it, I might even try to evangelize you!
Look what they've done to me! It took them 6 years to convert me, sure, but they got me!