"Zadzmo" - yes, it's a thing. A thing that, at this point, is basically me.

I never saw it coming.

One day, Marble Fucking Madness crashes in a way that's so fucking hilarious someone ( not me ) spent $10 on a shitpost. And then, suddenly, it's twenty years later and that agglomeration of letters an overheated Nintendo Entertainment System shat out is synonymous with the most viral thing I've ever done.

Life. It's weird.