Well, I'm currently at about 18k free space of 1.44M and have a kernel+initramfs that can talk to RTL8139C NICs, do DHCP client *and* server duties, brings up a Wireguard tunnel succesfully and a static iptables binary that runs, but complains about missing extensions for targets like MASQUERADE. If anyone seeing this post knows how to tell iptables during configure/make how to include extensions when building statically, please, do tell!
nftables was too ambitious to include at ~700KB
