Story time. On Friday night, I plugged in my fair phone and the cable melted. I think I got water on it and didn't dry it properly. Thereafter it didn't charge. I spent Saturday morning hurriedly transferring my shit to an old phone before the battery fully died, wasn't recognised when plugged into the laptop either..
This afternoon the new bottom module for 19,99€ arrived, I replaced it in about 10 minutes, and now I'm back in business.
I feel quite smug.