So I'm a bit out of the loop, did congress orga say meta glasses are fine? And if so, where?

Remote control that breaks your servers

It's infra red.

Seeing someone in a chat post the "come back to Firefox" ad and going

Der größte Ballungsraum Deutschlands läuft aus dem Ruder und braucht einen starken Herrscher, einen Ruhrgebieter

the only "real" costume I've ever worn was when I went as an antimemetics researcher with a lab coat and a "Dr. mem. " nametag with the scp logo and my bag that has a scp patch

i wanna go to a halloween party but i have no idea how to make a non-boring costume

turn based rpg where the turns are timed and there's no turn indicator so you have to get a feeling for when you can act

going early inflicts a stacking debuff, going late makes you skip a turn

this is called a conversation

body modification surgery to have storage for a single Uno reverse card on your body so it's always available when it's needed and/or funny

they should make a laptop with two nipples

lesbian girlboss who is so touch starved she founds a holding company

sieht neue Email
"Austausch der Bürowichtel?"
liest nochmal
"Austausch der Büroswitche." :neobot_woozy:

felt like taking a selfie

If you misgender someone are you using their connouns?

what if you wanted to browse fedi on the train but your phone said

just heard the Halo Elites described as masters of giving wild head and like, yeah

second hand sex toy store

This is also a reminder that Quellc0d3 (Quellcode 3) is happening on 25.9.-27.9.!
There will be free cake*!
https://quellcode.0x90.space/

*free cake may be a false promise made to lure in people and non-people who will stay due to sunken cost fallacy

I can't be too mean about this because it does say that this is pro bono further down but still

Next year's motto "Quellcode 4: Linked In"?

when you're working on some Forerunner artifact and run "docker compose" and every human around gets turned into a container

oh no

I've been to the DB lounge twice now and I like it

is it too late for me?