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Oct 13, 2026, 4:26 PMBUTTERCUP: I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.
WESTLEY: It never happened.
BUTTERCUP: What?
WESTLEY: It never happened.
BUTTERCUP: But it did! I was there...this old man said "man and wife."
WESTLEY: Did you say "I do"?
BUTTERCUP: Uh, no. We sort of skipped that part.
WESTLEY: Then you're not married.
