I should never have bought this underwear. I can’t do anything while I’m wearing them

@Stefan_S_from_H Or go to Settings > Content Settings and enable Auto Play Videos

What do you think, chat? Too harsh? #fortinet

How would you like to receive your receipt?

Hey Apple Music, I need to hear the new Hole single like I need another ho- wait, that is going to be confusing

The keyboard shortcut on macOS to capture an image of the screen is Shift-Command-5. That's easy to remember, because 5 is short for 5creen5hot.

The rare trifecta.

Kind of a weird feature, if you ask me.

Your Beck lyric for the day is: rusty hand saw in a playground trash can

I didn’t “lash out” — my bad mood escaped containment.

I just had a tire repaired and I need to get my lug nuts re-torqued in a couple days. How should I mispronounce it when I pull up to the service bay?

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/116959469412320087

UPDATE: Anubis has leaked the recipe for milk, and you’re not going to believe how it’s made

the pest control guy says I have to get rid of my granola room 😭

I just poured a Shreddie into my coffee.

How’s your morning going?

#silentsunday

RE: https://mastodon.me.uk/@Floppy/116409069291202677

I once joked that poutine was a type of potato salad. Little did I know that I was only scratching the surface.

I hope you are having as enjoyable a day with your friends and loved ones as I am.

Me, in an email to a colleague: “Please let me know if you have any concerns.”

His reply: “No, concerns”

“No concerns”? Or “No, concerns!”?

Your timeline has been blessed by the art from some generic packaging for a counterfeit Apple II peripheral card. #AppleII #retrocomputing

My New Year’s resolution is to spend more time on my phone