as extra insurance I have also stopped the php-fpm service on the server so even if this isn't catching everything there's no runtime to hit

This may not be the most elegant way to do this but I didn't want to ask an AI tool nor did I want to truly learn how the nginx conf language works lol.

Did a neat hack and now just the PHP portions of my nginx server are down and serving a notice page. Since I have my php-fpm config as a shared "include /etc/nginx/php" directive in my sites I just inserted:

location /phpalert {
root /somesharedroot;
try_files $uri $uri/ /phpalert.html;
break;
}

location ~ \.php$ {
return 307 https://$host/phpalert;
<existing PHP config>
}

Just gonna go ahead and turn off php-fpm on the web server for now lol

GOMS

Mastodon survived the postgres update to 17 too, which is nice

If the government is shut down for more than 15 hours we are legally allowed to just leave

The Mastodon server has survived the migration!

Testing 1 2 3

Abusing the hospital wifi

haha ipv6

Just cooked a RIFA in my new Apple IIe Platinum lol

Smells awful in here

Kinda shocked it just restored with basically no fuss, my DR plans seem to work

Hello world on a new server install!

LMAO 100+GB of cached media

Help: my processor has an expiration date

Love that you can still buy the 65C02 brand new #vintagecomputer #8bit

Instance has been upgraded to glitch-soc 4.3.0 alpha, should be immune to the CVE issue announced today #MastoAdmin

Hey @TechTangents if you ever need new pens for your plotter I was just yesterday able to mod these to fit by just slicing off the top half inch or so with a Dremel, it works pretty darn well in my HP ColorPro Plotter

https://a.aliexpress.com/_mLjrQeW

Also looks like a reseller on Amazon has the same product if you don't want to deal with AliExpress https://a.co/d/dgzphwU

And I should move gitlab to docker and probably my Cubecoders AMP setup too.

God I hope I can get fiber at some point so I can just move all this literally in house.