What if I chirped really loudly on the timeline?

Me, pouring salt into Cholula: "The perfect condiment"

iridescent magpie needs salt badly

Which creature is most likely to develop an intricate plan to infiltrate and then usurp human civilization in an elaborate scheme?

Which creature is the ancestor of those who will take over after humans?

I wish Three Sisters Planting was a more common vision of the future

Phones:
* Easy to use
* It works
* You own it

Pick 2

I love how furry alien species are just "earth animal, but space"

Birds, but space
Kangaroos, but space
Cats, but space
Chinchillas, but space
CRT computer monitor, but space

Pick yours (hopefully the 'allow multiple choices' option works)

I understand now how people in the past could use feeling "haunted" as just a way to describe grief. Everywhere I go I keep hitting things that remind me of my deceased best friend, and in that way I am also haunted. Spend close to 18 years communicating with someone everyday and nearly everything becomes associated with them in one way or another.

hmmm as far as I can tell I'll be F according to:
* birth certificate
* driver's license
* FAA
And I'll be M according to:
* Social Security
* Passport

Surely this won't cause any problems...

🙃

I miss library card catalogues. Being able to just sorta sift through physical leafs and peruse.

It's like getting to explore the whole library at a cozy cabinet.

Electronic databases don't have the same vibes.

Realized I'll need my passport updated by April; that means birth certificate and at that point may as well just shotgun the rest of it.

Name and gender marker lets gooooo

?

I really lament for astronomers of the year 5 billion who have to learn why the star population order goes III - II - I - IV

Protip: get a new email service and don't use it for anything.

You can get that clean-inbox rush.

Which one?

I have reached the brief but vicid hallucinations level of fatigue....

Time for sleep

A horror story where the antagonist traps the souls of its victims inside divination cards....

It's a Tarot-ifying story

Going to start referring to the act of writing notes in the margins as "ciscribe".