I don't know who did this, but - man, this is the meme that just keeps on giving.

Bought one of those electric cars for a friends kid. It’s shaped like a warbird. Pretty neat. He loves it. But need to talk to the company about these instruments 😭😩😂

New Outlook is good, both for yourself and 766 third parties.

Congratulations everyone we saved daylight once again!

Florida sinkholes give zero fucks.

PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found an Okta admin access token in a Snickers bar.

Flappy Bird has been ported to... the macOS Finder. Absolutely incredible stuff here

https://cohost.org/eieio/post/3017309-flappy-dird-is-flapp

Pro-tip: Apple’s FineWoven MagSafe wallet will perfectly cover the big scratches you left on your new case when you were testing to see if it really was as bad as people said.

Project manager: "What's technical debt? Explain it to me like I'm 6 years old"

Devs:

(source: "Richard Scarry's Storybook Dictionary" : https://archive.org/details/1scarryRichardStorybookDictionary/page/n56/mode/1up )

Free idea: An AI that stops other AIs from interrupting your work with “helpful” suggestions

Is there a way to tell Safari on iOS that when I use pinch to zoom that what I want is a pinching motion that zooms in, and not also to tell some CSS layout subsystem that it's time to lose its goddamn mind in the process? Is there a secret toggle somewhere?

Kobayashi Maru, bitch.

Turns out 0days still get you 0 bae's 😔

Techbros: self driving cars are inevitable!

Also techbros: prove you are human by performing a task that computers can’t do, like identifying traffic lights.

Today’s Front Page of The Daily Tar Heel (PDF)
https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/08/30/the-daily-tar-heel-front-page

Important reminder:

OpenTF Announces Fork of Terraform https://opentf.org/announcement

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Those who prevent you from learning about history fully intend on repeating it.

"Dress for the job you want."

*buys another evening gown*

Oh crap.