godzilla minus zero kicks so much ass. my theater clapped at the end. I think it has its wide release on the 6th. Go see this movie it's so good.

the covid pandemic was actually fine with me I'd much rather go back to 2020 than live in any year from now onwards lookin down the barrel of ai hell that will never improve

voting is important

also americans though please still stop addressing the internet as if it contains only americans

You got this. Your loved ones all believe in you. You're doing great. You sneeze like an Elder Scrolls character dying.

Happy Godzilla day to all who celebrate

and to all who don't celebrate: have you considered celebrating Godzilla day?

onward

psa: my name does not have an H in it

🎵 Lizard grows to fill its cage 🎵

My newsletter went out earlier, featuring a final call for the SoulD Kickstarter, the reveal of a Courier Z v3 artist, thoughts on Celebrity Traitors and various DSTLRY comics.

Plus - at the very start, I stand up and take responsibility for one of my mistakes.

https://mailchi.mp/972f5b0c3014/nick-vs-net-1126

(I don't care if nobody else likes this joke I like it)

"Like this orange is almost as annoying as Fred. Almost. Or Justin Bieber. 🙄"

he wants to borrow your copy of Watchmen

do not let him

you can't watch regular TV shows with him because he just keeps telling you about what they'd be like if they were real

you try and take his iPod Touch away from him and he goes "CAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLL"

and his voice sounds like The Awesome Series Was Created By Egoraptor For NewGrounds.com And Egoraptor.net

He's the Amir to your Jake

"dude this'd be so good songified"

"I mean haven't you always wondered who would win in a rap battle between Bill O'Reilly and John Lennon"

"no no it's a great video, here take out your iPod Touch I'll show it to you"