Who is your patron saint/songwriter?

When you doctor tells you are legally obliged to leave contact information to everyone you slept with for six months right after hot girl summer

The massive heavily funded professional corruption campaign behind the chat control dissolution of privacy is more depressing to peek at than any dystopian fiction. Like a for-profit armored tank rolling right over unarmed protesters at tienanmen sqare clearing the way for endless fraud and perverse boundaryless authoritarianism with its tentacles reaching into your bed and toilet.

Without privacy you are property.

Natalie Harpy
Squaaah

The mastodon ios app still doesn’t have multiple replies, and this can only do four options. So fucked either way.

Which of these narrowly selected biases have you experienced?

Come on jimmy, don’t be disloyal!

#pitch for kids show: Thomas the tankie

I’m quite pro biodiversity but I don’t feel that good about wolves or other large predators in human housing areas.

Thank the uncaring nothingness I don’t live in Florida, Alaska or the parts of India where you can pspsps jaguars in the dark

What is the worst first vacation you can take with your serious love interest?

Winner

So he fucked up the world cup to cover up that he fucked up the 250th anniversary and the state fair and the reflective pool that he fucked up to distract from fucking up Iran that he fucked up to distract from the epstein activities

It’s kind of rude to score at 90 minutes

Scotland has the most enthusiastic fans yet in the games

What sci fi staple do you want to be real the most?

When Ghislain is pardoned she can always get a job as the face of Hostess’ Twinksies

European voters watching the US collapse from a fascist failed leadership in real time:

I can believe it’s margarine. Do you have any butter?

This thing where Ted Lasso keeps spitting out carbonated water. Is that a quirk of his, or a joke that you don’t have carbonated water in the US?

Seize the day. Put it in the interrogation tank. Break its spirit. Make it disappear.