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> btrfs scrub status /mnt
UUID:             REDACTED
Scrub started:    Mon Aug 31 20:19:04 2026
Status:           running
Duration:         0:00:45
Time left:        8355838:16:21
ETA:              Tue Nov 23 17:36:10 2979
Total to scrub:   21.73GiB
Bytes scrubbed:   25.70GiB  (118.29%)
Rate:             584.83MiB/s
Error summary:    no errors found