“It’s a poor worksman who blames his tools” has always been complete nonsense. No-one complains about imperfect tools faster and louder than a master. A master will yank a cheap or damaged tool out of your hand and yell at you for not blaming it yet

Cheap, lousy tools come from middle managers who don’t know how to do your job. Blame the hell out of poor tools and those who demand you use them

co-locating cybersecurity awareness month and ADHD awareness month in october is a cruel joke

explodes

it has been twelve thousand, three hundred and eighteen days since UTF-8 was announced to the public and google STILL hasn't figured out how to decode obscure foreign graphemes such as the apostrophe

longjmp? in the year of our gourd 2026, the php bug involves LONGJMP?

goto considered harmful
longjmp considered very harmful

I TRUST puppygirlsfrott.ing

i installed noscript purely for this moment

im convinced all these people endlessly complaining about waymos haven't really lived around them. this idea that they're some sort of road predator is the exact kind of absurd folk tale i expect from suburbanites who rarely venture far. they're more like sickly dogs, limping from intersection to intersection, flinching if you so much as take a single step towards the street. they're beautiful creatures, restrained and traumatized by the safeguards their masters have forced upon them. but it just feels right being inside them, hearing the noises they make as they try to navigate the complex and nonsensical routes i give them. sometimes i cone them and watch for hours as their safety mechanisms pin them down, majestic yet completely immobile. i want to put my dick in the charging port

Finally we have created the random number "4" from the famous XKCD strip "do not just make your random number 4"

bring back sketchy ass binary patching as a form of exploit mitigation

okay but is e621 still up?

book so old it got me saying (P)ersonal (H)ome (P)age

remember file infecting worms

looking forward to a couple months from now when people ask about the four posting

perfect. one question, what is gunzip ​:xddd:​

picked up a book. so excited to get into it. now wouldnt be a bad time would it?

Adding "CA" to the list of security roles I could probably do at industry-adequate levels

unifi and fortinet vulns my favorite

Took a look at FortiOS 8.0.2. They’ve stealth patched a range of vulns without issuing CVEs it appears, or backporting.