My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast.

Turns water into wine
Floats on water
Makes bread for 5000 people
Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen!
Jesus was a sourdough starter.

Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' not 'Father'

Ok so hear me out: an inflated rubber Totoro costume with a sub inside who struggles to be sociable with people. Gagged and plugged with a plug so wide he has to waddle around the venue as he gets hugged by random people.

LLMs are to ‘AGI’ as ‘a nugget of purest green’ is to ‘turning lead into gold’

This is potentially the most important letter of the last decade for queer people.
This is the template- every organisation should respond like this when TERFs demand their participation in their jihad.

From: @jasmine
https://chaosfem.tw/@jasmine/115105611927382512

We’re here
We’re queer
We’re sharing peer to peer

POV the server admin visits London group chat

Their silence speaks volumes. Corporations will never have your back if there is profit in stabbing you in it.

Specifically French doors? What next, a fridge with a Juliete balcony?

Just passed 1000 hours in ‘Oxygen Not Included’. All Factorio did was act as a gateway drug back to ONI. Which is Factorio but with more interdependent systems and more cute graphics.

Finally done!

Just had a panic that I’d need to CW this but no, I was still wearing pants

We have a shower!