internet taken offline by huge pulse of smugness from static site operators

mitosis is just a scam by Big Biology to cell more

TIRED: femme fatale
WIRED: homina homina hominous

The universe has followed my lead in banning Scott Adams from MetaFilter by, furthermore, banning him from everything else. Rest in piss to a real horrible dude.

Roses are red
Trump is incurious

The understandable temptation is to say “everything us stupid”

But, in fact, praxis is to say “everything is stupid, AND YET I WILL…”

recently unearthed chat transcripts reveal Skyrim guard actually shot arrow at own knee as part of insurance fraud scheme