True love is a partner who will put on a uniform to help you run your imaginary train station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruhSLvjnKao

I don’t know who invented this form of bedding. But God damn him. God damn his rotten soul

Current status: locked in a life or death struggle to get my duvet back inside the duvet cover

The thing about racing movies is that they are all so fucking bad

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/07/f1-the-movie-takes-motorsport-into-the-imax-age/

Homeownership is paying someone $200 to tell you that the thing that's been making loud noises isn't actually broken

Why don't people go to the movies anymore? It is a mystery

https://www.theverge.com/news/695611/amc-theatres-movie-preshow-ads-warning

"The elected leadership is not the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party is its voters. Especially primary voters. I saw a headline a few days ago that was roughly, The Dems’ Latest Nightmare: Primaries As Far As The Eye Can See.

But that’s not a nightmare for the party. It may be a nightmare for some incumbents. But they are not the party. They are most properly seen as the employees of the party. Or perhaps the executive leadership, which is accountable to a board. And the raft of primaries show clearly that the bosses have, in that icily awkward phrase, decided to go in another direction."

🎁 https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-democratic-party-is-its-voters-and-theyre-doing-just-fine/sharetoken/2d992b2a-8514-48f7-904a-5d3098f250bd

#USPol

Of course there was a sequel. Of course there was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNkkMMaXSBI

How was this ever a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS6R2Q7eRdg

Gonna have to create a new category in Quickbooks for "hopeless dinners"

I had forgotten how expensive dating is. Jesus Christ

I am a PC XT in an iPhone world

Uh huh. Yeah man. I’m sure that’s what did it

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5368990-trump-homan-border-czar-death-threats/

#USPol

The same channel has a discussion of _why_ they used those absurd stances back in the day here, though I think it misses one factor: these were people who had spent their entire lives reading and watching Westerns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RI-JwH0rh0

If you have taken firearms training anytime in the last 40 years, the stances people used when shooting handguns in the 1930s and ‘40s will strike you as deeply absurd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Lgd4nv6qg

You know it's love when your boss is like "drop them or you lose your job" and you're like "nice knowing you, boss"

That girl must really be something

https://www.askamanager.org/2025/06/the-completely-fake-project-the-company-wide-nap-schedule-and-other-stories-of-summer-interns.html

I had an absolutely heart-rending crush on a lesbian once. But I was at least self-aware enough to know that was a me problem and not a her problem

It's not a "problem" Dr. Sprague, she's just not that into you

https://pulpcovers.com/the-lesbian-in-our-society/

Netflix has premiered a documentary titled POOP CRUISE, which in 2025 could be about damn near anything

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/the-poop-cruise-that-stranded-thousands-on-a-ship-with-no-plumbing/