My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage.

1. You're all the best.
2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby.
3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love coffee.
https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts

Update: I found my acid. I'm pretty sure this is a photograph of Buckingham Palace.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Autumnal Wood Blanket. I'd love to tell you what's going on here, but unfortunately I forgot my acid at home.
https://collabs.shop/u8swmi

I never would have guessed.

I can't wait.

And yes, I know we can all point to Rudy Giuliani and say that man is a ghoul. Obviously. But it is still hard to put into words what exactly a ghoul is.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghoul Pin. No one knows what a ghoul is. Almost everyone has heard of ghouls. If I show people this pin and say it's a ghoul, no one will argue. But go ahead and ask someone to define the word "ghoul." Nobody knows.
https://collabs.shop/erhhqv

That blows my mind.

And for anyone who doesn't know Fishy and Ruby, please allow me to introduce you to these two lovable goofballs. I'll take any reason I can get to post pictures of them.

My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage.

1. You're all the best.
2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby.
3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love coffee.
https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts

Please do not make fun of my capital R. I used to struggle very hard with those.

Good for her.

Hey, I got married! Thank you for all your congratulatory comments/well wishes. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Grip Pin. It's symbolic of a happy marriage in many ways, if you deeply misunderstand everything about marriage.
https://collabs.shop/fzg3xw

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pizza Tarot Card Pin. It's the future you crave, and the one you can easily have if you order a pizza.
https://collabs.shop/xfoyjw

It's the Pope's main job.

It was a huge mistake to change it.

Elon is the worst.

Someone asked me what the zombie is made of. Rotting flesh, obviously.