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Sammy Arson Fox ( Lesbian Hbf )theresnotime@fox.nexus
Oct 20, 2026, 10:27 PM
due to a critical security advisory about the PHP language (which we depend on), many Wikimedia services are going to be affected. We are hoping to avoid downtime to the wikis, but some supporting tools and services are unfortunately going to be impacted. This is a complex operation on short notice and we are still figuring out the details
so it begins :foxDance:
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Sammy Arson Fox ( Lesbian Hbf )theresnotime@fox.nexus
Oct 21, 2026, 9:08 AM
can't have any new bugs if https://phabricator.wikimedia.org is down :blobfoxthinksmart:
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Sammy Arson Fox ( Lesbian Hbf )theresnotime@fox.nexus
Oct 21, 2026, 2:32 PM
fuck its back
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XavianFoxXavianFox@hear-me.social
Oct 21, 2026, 2:51 AM
@theresnotime
We're having more internet problems by the day. Cloudflare going down, Amazon AWS going down, etc
I'm sure there is more examples too. I am only going off the top of my head.
I blame AI for enshitificating all of these.
And I am pretty sure AI has in some way contributed to this non sense too.
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Aliceconfusionunknown@pleroma.envs.net
Oct 21, 2026, 9:13 AM
@theresnotime i assume they have blocked all but GET requests to the wikis at the edge?
can't think of any other way they could keep those up
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Sammy Arson Fox ( Lesbian Hbf )theresnotime@fox.nexus
Oct 21, 2026, 9:15 AM
@confusionunknown I think that's firmly in the realm of "I can't talk about that atm" ^^
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