"Ho-lyyy shiiit..." she shook her head. "Ok, ok, so like, you'd be making a zerg, just to come fuck me with."
"Affirmative. Would be very small resource expenditure, can easily justify. Recommend what humans classify as 'Zergling', 'Roach', or 'Hydralisk', but larger, 'Lurker' or 'Queen', would also be small enough, though Queen intelligence would complicate direct control."
She was momentarily confused by the idea of giving a queen a penis, considering it also had an ovipositor, but she reminded herself that, like all Zerg, Queens were still technically not sexually reproductive, having the ability to aesexually spawn larvae which were like any other, and induce growth into any morphology they had... She knew way too much about how zerg worked.
"I uh... I don't know how I feel about you mind controlling some lower-levep zerg for this... but wait, if I came to you, how would that work?"
"I have many tendrils, which are individually adaptable. I would simply re-adapt one for you."
"Ok so like... You'd pick me up, and like..." she suddenly imagined being hugged from all sides by tendrils, while one of them penetrated her. It made her shiver, and she was a bit surprised by the fact that the horny part of her desperately wanted that...
"So uh... I come do that... You get to experience, uh, mating, and then I come back?"
"Yes. I would ensure that you are back st your base in time for your next check in. Failing to do so would create a diplomatic incident, and jeopardize the treaty."
"And you promise not to infest me or put a parasite in me or something?"
"Assimilation without proper proof of your consent would create a diplomatic incident, and be counterproductive: humans only useful to swarm because of intelligence and psychic capability. No benefit if not cooperative, potential danger of rebellion: risks another Brood War. If you ever do wish to join us, however, please let me know. However, until you do so, I will not make any attempt to assimilate or symbiotize you."