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  • Oct 6, 2026, 3:44 PM

    @jameshowell

    Rich bro walks up to Jesus like "what's the cheat code for being perfect?"

    Jesus goes: "Bet. Sell everything you own, give it all to the poor, and your heavenly treasure is gonna be stacked. Then come hang with me."

    Y'ALL. The way this man's face DROPPED. 💀

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  • Oct 6, 2026, 3:44 PM

    @jameshowell

    He just pivoted away mad sad.
    No rebuttal, no follow-up questions, cuz bro had SO much stuff.

    The closet was full, the portfolio was diversified, and he was not about to give it up.

    Fumbled the ultimate collab over stuff.

    Couldn't be me. (It would absolutely be me.)

    Anyway, like and follow for part 2, where we talk about the camel and the needle. 🐪✨

    #Matthew19 #RichYoungRuler #TreasureInHeaven #LetGoOfTheBag

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