Im unhackable cause idk how to set up php on my server in the first place

oh right nominative determinism. guys i swear the 4 thing wasn't me

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free post idea for you, the Lost numbers but it's the emudhra private keys. someone who's seen lost do this please

i feel vindicated for opening my private keys in a text editor for no reason other than to make sure they look ok

although ngl if i saw "AAAAAA" in my key like that i'd just be like "haha same bro" and maybe wonder why there's so many zeroes but id probably still use it ngl

sometimes i thinke about "what if lisp but the building block was hash maps instead of lists" and feel really clever until realizing i invented lua

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Give me 1 good reason i should not reply with pig poop balls.jpg

new emojis for all your Super Mario quantification needs: :sm64_forall: :sm64_thereexists:

getting scrobbled must feel good af for the song

would you download the highly suspect agency mobile app

adventures in the spam folder

the job of the tournament referee is to open the multiplayer room and invite players, give each team a chance to ban one map from the pool, ask captains which map they want to play, load that map into the multiplayer room, start the round, write down who won the round, update everyone on the current match state and score

that's a lot to do, so the referee sheet helps u out with that; it gets populated with what maps in the pool and which players are playing, its formulas concatenate together IRC commands the ref can paste into their client to manage the multiplayer room and set the map and such

of course when someone wins that data gets whisked off to other google sheets which present a higher level view of the tournament bracket. who won? how'd it go? who is moving on to ro16 and who goes to loser's bracket?

o!CL is a huge tournament with six divisions running concurrently and our lovely ref Fortasse was actually multiboxing four of these google sheets and four IRC clients last night, managing eight teams and four separate mappools!!!!

i was curious how osu tournament stuff works so i looked up a tutorial and im not kidding when i say these things run out of google sheets

ionchy my goat

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the rationale is that time already varies by ±1 hour due to time zones and daylight savings so why bother with all the headaches stemming from ±1 second, and if u care that much you can use time products like UT1-UTC which measure the difference

oh interesting. leap seconds are about to become a footnote https://www.bipm.org/en/cgpm-2026/resolution-5

many competitive multiplayer players are for kernel-level anti cheat because it's the best way to stop cheaters & aren't going to be impressed by articles like "doesn't this require putting too much trust in the game publisher" and "isn't this a privacy invasion" because they already trust the game publisher and dont think it's a privacy violation