My favorite part is where my brain goes "It's endorphin' time!" and just starts dorphing all over the place.

This stuff takes me places.

https://highriversauces.com/peppers-up-hot-sauce/

Success is just running out of ways to fail.

here we observe a partial eclipse of the sun

We are Dyslexia of Borg.
Fusistance is retile.
Your ass will be laminated.

Is it time to stop using Firefox?

Casually glanced in the bed of the pickup parked next to me and saw a sack of fertilizer. The label said COW MANURE but I'm pretty sure that was bullshit.

Quis lavet anulos?

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

ALL YOUR GIT REBASE ARE BELONG TO US.

Laundere

Never let anyone try to talk you out of a quick half hour DIY project. Those three hours will be the best six days of your life.

Taco Tuesday really came through. 😅

Seeing a lot of "Thing good, actually, just because someone I don't like disagrees" in the discourse.

I don't like poorly-reasoned arguments but partisan thinking is so seductive I start to feel bad about my own side of an issue while reading flawed arguments for it.

can't pronounce "Copilot" without "cope"

One of these times I'm going to figure out how to not overcook the rice noodles.

When you get called out for some b*llshit, make sure to cuss them out in DMs before blocking, it's extra petty that way.

not-gonna-actually-hashtag-Feditips

People who think AI is good enough to do their engineering job are not good enough at their job to measure the distance between AI's performance and 'good enough'.

Everybody talks about 'middleware' but I don't hear anyone ask middleWHY?

Alright, next question.

KeepAss? Why would I need to install that, I already wear pants.

What? Excuse me a moment...
*whispering away from mic*

Ladies and gentlemen, it seems there's been a misunderstanding.

@PotatoYi

She's a maniac, maniac of Auchtertool,
Over thy robot dance floor rule.