They're called lobsters because they lobst.

Remember, kids:

When you're going to make multiple posts about a particular subject, or you know that everyone is going to make posts about the same subject, you have to put that subject in the subject field (sometimes called the "content warning" field).

For example, if you are going to make the joke "oh no! One of the people who acted in the movie Home Alone 2 passed away, but it was the wrong one! It should have been Donald Trump who died instead of Tim Curry!", then you need to put something like "Tim Curry" and "politics" and "Trump" in the subject field.

That way, anyone who wants to read your post can more easily identify the subject at a glance, and everyone who doesn't want to read about that topic can more easily identify the subject at a glance.

You're not one of the first 100 people to make that joke today, and you won't be in the last 100, either. So spare everyone the time of having to read the joke for the hundredth time just to decide if they wanted to read that joke for the hundredth time.

Don't be a baby. Just put a subject on your post.

every single person i know who switched to linux

- likes it more then windows
- has one baffling bug that makes no sense they have no idea how to fix and cannot find info about online (partially cause of the death of google search)

and yes, this includes me

#coffee
#squoffee