Say my name

Puppy wants to be free from capitalism ​:neodog_shy:​

RE: https://synthehai.z0ne.social/users/nonsense/statuses/01KZR65V5R6RNBQH14N044NMMA

mlem ​:neodog_flop_blep:​

Stop using AI, just give me your ssh keypair and IP address

I can also run rm -rf on random locations without asking and I use less water because I forget to hydrate ​:neodog:​

All my thinking about life is officially on hold until September ends I guess

RE: https://chaos.social/ap/users/115808536641785421/statuses/116979551936672392

"This is NOT some kind of "social warrior" project, never has been, and never will be."

"And dammit, if that all makes me “woke”, then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a f*cking disgrace to the human race."

Stolen for alt text :3

Today I learned Jeb (the person who profits off people doing actual work on Minecraft) said that pressing f3 for coordinates is cheating

As someone who spawns in infinitely lasting tools to accommodate my brain being used more to games like Terraria or Starbound, this is certainly news to me ​:neodog_woozy:​

What I mean whenever I say "It's okay to not be okay" is not only that you don't need to be happy at all times, but also that you don't need to strive to be better.

The world gave you nothing, and you owe nothing in return. All of your happiness is hard earned and in spite of the functioning world order so stop trying to appease people, especially if they obviously couldn't care about you less.

I'm not saying you should go out and be a dick to everyone. The reason the real meaning of nihilism is so well hidden by all sides of the philosophical debate is because it takes responsibility to wield. All I'm saying is you can do good, but are under no obligation to do so.

Help people that make you feel like you want to help them, but don't feel like you need to be the hero of the world. Just be the person you want to be, in all the possible meanings it encompasses.

The hideous and totally not giving away anything em dash: ​:neodog_woozy:​

RE: https://front-end.social/users/fox/statuses/117063740763881717

Okay maybe not default default where you boot a LiveUSB (or a LiveCD back then I guess) and see a pair of boobs but they were included in the iso ​:neodog_smol:​

Today I learned Ubuntu once included pictures of naked people as a default desktop wallpaper ​:neodog_googly_shocked:​

only passes the file through ffmpeg with no options
magically 4 times smaller

Yassen sure is something 😭

Piracy was always okay :3

RE: https://thegayagenda.fans/notes/apcxb1crzff60bs7

/execute at @e[type=minecraft:salmon] run summon minecraft:lightning_bolt

I for one accept Toby's take on the autism creature

yaaawn
Good morning fedi! ​:menhera_smile_hearts:​

Remember to practice self care whenever you can 💜

Lies >~<

RE: https://lunar.place/notes/apckq2wpmnf305mh

Welp

Gonna be pleading to the conductor to call for my second train to wait because PKP Intercity can't be on time for once