PANICKED COW!!!!

Wow, Gramma Tightass, thanks for letting us play with your gold coins so we can get fingerprints all over them, lose a couple and make you pay an assay fee when our babyish presence destroys the environment, government collapses, and you see how little these shits are actually worth in your End Times!

If that doesn't happen in, in 25 years we'll be suing each other over inheriting them!

Thanks!!!

police don’t have the right to kill you
#anarchism #politics #memes #history #economics #acab #police

The commercials for buying gold that feature an old white lady are hilarious.

In modern times, you don't touch the gold. Your daughter's moron babies don't touch the gold. Like, ever. It stays in a vault under Manhattan. How do you in Montana do you think you're gonna lay your hands on it in a real emergency?

Never mind it has basically zero intrinsic value. Your horse is a lot more valuable.

Old white women in paranoid commercials are hilarious.

This is the front of that 1903 Waltham 630 that may get mainspring surgery later this week. Pleasant old watch and I like it, so having it eat its mainspring was distressing. During surgery I can lube the replacement spring and barrel so nobody has to worry about this for 30 or 40 years.

#pocketwatches

Seafood night at the icthyologists' place SUCKS

Successfully moved. I can now be found at @the_turtle@polyglot.city. I'll probably still check this one. Thought I set up an alias from the unreliable SDF instance, but who the fuck knows if it'll work right.

Meantime, gurp is stupid today.

He is 14.

#catsofmastodon

Quit putting tamales in your nose!

Looks like trump taco'd out on putting"tolls" on an international waterway, probably once he realized he would not getting all the money, in cash, personally, for himself.

https://text.npr.org/nx-s1-5893257

In other holy shit news, my archive FINALLY FINISHED, ONLY 12 DAYS AFTER I STARTED THE FIRST TIME.

Now I can get the fuck off SDF onto a current instance not run by echidnas.

All of the MGM "That's Entertainment!" retrospectives suffer from severe excess of Gene Kelly. I count "That's Dancing!" in there too, and that isn't even exclusively MGM clips.

Yay, the bigly winning just fuckin' rolls on and on!

https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/9.7269833

So they got invited to castrate themselves with a hammer.

They don't want to actually KNOW how you like it, they want you to take some fucking survey provided by a third party who drops no fewer than 17 cookies without ever asking.

How to ensure I never buy anything from you ever again: send me a "how do you like your schnickelfritz purchase" from an address that can't take replies, but it isn't named "no-reply."

Please go pound your balls flat, Appliance Part Store. Dickwipes.

trump can't read and he makes lots of facts up.

I have more than four dozen clocks and watches and it costs me fuckshit to change them.

https://lite.cnn.com/2026/07/14/politics/house-vote-daylight-savings-time

Side note: DST is programmed into a LOT of shit, so what will cost is replacing those things or trying to remember how to manually reset them from here forward.

Just fuckin' wall-to-wall winning lately.

I had thought this was a pride thing to him, since he and only he is allowed to defraud the government.

https://lite.cnn.com/2026/07/14/politics/trump-federal-funding-freeze

As expected, my latest attempt to get my SDF archive and get the fuck off here failed. No error, no notifications, AND NO FUCKING ARCHIVE.

@SDF
#fixyourshit