[Nudité]
Après avoir dansé, chanté et rendu hommage aux dieux, la devadasi s’offre un moment de solitude et rêve à l’avenir…

Le repos de la Devadasi - aquarelle originale disponible dans la boutique en ligne : https://www.aemarielle.com/produit/le-repos-de-la-devadasi-aquarelle-originale/

#MastoArt #FediArt #ArtErotique #EroticArt #nsfw

@AnarchoNinaWrites A ruling class that isn't afraid of it's subjects, isn't going to concede to their demands.

Choose your cattish superpower!

Join a union and stop the shareholders from stealing your labor

edit: fixed typo in the image (this might not federate tho)

I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.

Rain Vase.
It’s been eerily dry. It hasn’t rained heavily in almost a month. Usually, this is my favorite time of year. I love standing on the beach under a dramatic, overcast sky watching lightning and off-shore rain storms. I love walking out into the garden after a thunderstorm and noticing how turgid and bright-green all of the leaves are. This year, even the native plants in my yard are barely hanging on. We’ve been in drought for years but it’s so hard to accept this as the new normal.

The audio description track for The Matrix on Amazon Prime is in mono.

This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

- boob wash
- water-park ride
- options menu
- multiplayer select

- volume control
- channel selector
- smoking instructions?

I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

The problem with knowing technology is that you have thoughts like "what if classical music could jack you off"

and you have the ability to make it happen and an adhd brain that will not let you do otherwise until it's done.

By extremely popular demand, the Buttplug Apps & Games list can now sort by newest/oldest/random as well as the default alphabetical!

https://awesome.buttplug.io/?sort=newest

lots of this today

Dear Jimmy John's:

You sell a sandwich called "The Pepe." You sell it by the inch.
You therefore ask that I, with a straight face, tell this poor worker to give me an 8-inch Pepe.

This simply can't end well.

Nobody warns you how tremendously disconcerting going back to an American restaurant is after living anywhere else long term.

- them walking off with your credit card & no tap to pay
- the huge portions and sodium
- the weird attentiveness for tips
- being IDed over 30
- flags everywhere

An undisclosed amount of time ago, someone commented on how eating bananas always conjured phallic imagery for them. I took pity on this poor unfortunate soul, and decided to demonstrate an alternate technique they might find more appealing.

This is an example setup for how to peel a banana to eat it in the manner used for my demo. I'm sure y'all can figure out the rest.

#KatPics #TalesOfAKat #Food #Banana #KatTips
#NomBinary

I've been revisiting a lot of media I was into before transition, and I'm finding myself NOPEing most of it, sometimes within minutes.

Should I give Bloodhound Gang a spin?

@heidilifeldman I'm a professional mediator and facilitator, with a law/litigation background and specific expertise in managing high-emotion conflicts and teambuilding. I'm very good at what I do. Anyone have ideas how I can make my services available (free) to help liberal and progressive activists align and stay effective, now through November? (Please boost for visibility.)

An important PSA

@lucylarue https://mastodon.social/@lucylarue/117057052474039687

Don't forget to charge your vibrator/s!