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They're beggin you to not expose the scammmm 🎶

https://newrepublic.com/article/213884/maga-erupts-trump-mullin-immigration

The fact that Taylor Farms uses prison labor has finally become common knowledge.

So, guess we know what we're talking about in tomorrow's Sunday Morning Outbreak News Livestream!

(Plus Salmonelleggs, & ANOTHER botulism outbreak in baby formula that's somehow going under the radar. So obvs we gotta talk about… all that.)

https://youtube.com/live/_mjPVY1MEVE?feature=share

RE: https://mastodon.online/@sarahtaber/117005335464942080

Update: I bought the PG-13 notepads

will keep you guys posted

Sustainable agriculture is a very cool & normal professional field bc so many conversations leave you thinking "Either I just pissed someone off for no reason, or narrowly avoided joining a cult"

I just wanna get invoice notepads bc the local grocer told me to use them & I would like to sell him things

if they put one (1) f-bomb in this PG-13 invoice notepad I need to know. what if he sees it

Hey. Why are these invoice notepads PG-13

well the good news is we may have solved any potential feral hog problems before they started

It cooks up like zucchini, except when you cook it, it DOESN'T GET WET & MUSHY. A+ sauteeing vegetable.

Herding them up & getting them to the store is a little more complicated than for some veggies. But doable

This vegetable is called, believe it or not, "snake gourd"

do you ever wake up with a bad idea that nobody asked for

anyway. when grandmas & little old church ladies light up, I think we should call that hatboxing

Am continuing to get comments about how I'm "having way too good of a time"

just gonna start directing those folks to OnlyFans

listen if what you're looking for in a livestream is a customizable experience where you can tell the streamer to be meaner…boy do I have INCREDIBLE news for you

Did another stream this morning, talking about why Taylor Farms is lashing out at everyone & everything right now.

This one is less "let's catch up on current events," & more How The Food Safety Sausage Actually Gets Made.

So if you're looking for less "chatter about this week's news" & more "How TF does the food system actually work," this is your stream!

https://youtube.com/live/r2KK_-jZpKs

Sorry for all the puns but seriously, this is a lot more Drama than we usually get out in the poop world.

Usually it's just "blah blah blah wash your hands" "don't drink poop water"

This is a level of foulup I don't think any wealthy country has ever seen to date. We're making poop history here.

It's been a HUGE week in diarrhea news!

Between an FDA false positive, the Taylor Farms lawyer lyin' about the false positive, & CDC is slow because DOGE fired too many of the poop nerds who worked there?

It's been one of the juiciest weeks in diarrhea history. Time for a deep dive 🏊 So I'm doing a livestream at 5pm US eastern time today (Friday), on "What HAPPENED this week!?"

https://youtube.com/live/K_cPtOYa81E?feature=share

no I don't just use Mastodon for shameless self-promotion

sometimes I do shameless promotion of public television

And yes their big "it's a brand new series!!" announcement video does look like an "It's all over, we're shutting down" announcement video

That's just how you have to do it when you're talking about the Permian. They don't make the rules

You guysss PBS is doing a wHOLE SERIES ABOUT THE PERMIAN

PANGAEA TIME LET'S GOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWriRbTp4bA

RE: https://mastodon.online/@sarahtaber/116944598367026531

Link here! Livestream starts at 10:15am ET.

https://youtube.com/live/Ww46LdsRTTk

Livestreaming tomorrow morning on the Taylor Farms updates to the outbreak news! 10am Eastern time on my YouTube, https://www.youtube.com/@FarmToTaber.

Diarrhea Updates Livestream!

https://www.youtube.com/live/brj7zMvWYtY?si=TuaOFKRkR8EGPrRb