Calling this pulled pork burrito a "pork salad wrap", just to fuck with the Southerners.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force outro

I always tell my coworkers “we’re short staffed on designers, but if your thing is very urgent it can be designed by a software engineer” and i have yet to find a taker

This might not be a popular opinion, but I don't think there's anything wrong with mannequins growing rows of teeth.

When I wake up
Monday morning
And ask Claude
What's happening, my clanker?
I hope it says,
They hacked South Korea!
All my apes gone!
And all my corplords go back
To putting blockchain in everything.

Okay, that was a movie. And now it's over. Just like almost everyone that was killed and then had more lines of dialogue, it took a very long time to die. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Nobody going for Hawk the 2-ah? Just me? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Buckaroo Banzai didn't even get a sequel. And that had electric guitars in. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

No. No setting up sequels. You stop that right now. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

They do realize that they never actually needed to steal that gold, right? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

That didn't even cut through his armor. Get an axe. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Yes. We call that god... "God". I have prayed for a very small flashback. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Throw down your telekinetic dancing sword! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

We doing the high noon showdown now? Couldn't you have done this in a flashback so as to preempt the rest of the movie? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Glowy super balls now. They must have cleaned out the entire Spencer's. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

OMG witchy Silly String! #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Wait, are we doing revenge or greed? He's going to torture his hated brother so he gives up the hiding place of the gold? And then apologizes for the younger sib stuff? #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

Are we still on handing over the gold? That deal is still on? Really? Read the battlefield, lady. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

You're literally sending away the... oh he's back already. Never mind. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer

It took people longer to die back when... whenever this is supposed to be. #Monsterdon #HawkTheSlayer