When in doubt, recite the meow mantra 🧘

MAGA are going to have to return that Mitch McConnell statue to Madame Tussaud’s at some point…

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Whenever my husband is at the ATM, I like to stand next to him and act all jittery and say things like "Thanks, man. Just this one last time, promise!" just to make the other people in line feel uncomfortable.

Good morning

I LOVE THE BEACH. I LOVE MY FAKE SHARK FIN EVEN MORE. THAT MOMENT BETWEEN WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY WON'T BE EATEN BY A SHARK AND WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY'LL BE EATEN BY ME DOES WHAT BACON BITS NEVER COULD.

@briankrebs fuck lars and fuck metallica for starting it all. this is just the most recent aftershock of it all

Watching the growing activation of newly mobilized HOA-like communities against data centers:

That's how you harness the Power of Karen (tm) for good.

If they will wreck you for mowing your lawn on a Sunday, what the frack do you think they're going to do when someone puts a data center literally across the golf course?

I’m drawn to the flowers that look like they’ve been through stuff.

It's been hot and muggy every single day for a month now. And tonight it's below 10C. I normally have a cup of warm (non-caffeinated) evening tea, but tonight was the first time I've done that in a month. Nice.

Trying not to stress too much about my totally-not-done grant NOI that's due in like... 20 hours.

I always thought that by the time I was a tenured professor, I wouldn't procrastinate anymore. But it turns out that I'm now REALLY REALLY GOOD at procrastinating.

I've got this. Probably.

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Fwiw, shitlib Dem Party lanyards and the lib media in Michigan are at "trying to imply the white Congresswoman is actually Black, and the Arab doctor is actually white" in their quest to stop El-Sayed.

You can book that one. It's over. He will not be stopped.

So the reason Downmarket Mussolini hasn't said anything particularly incriminating, hateful, or insane yet today is definitely that he's still trying to ram through his Sturmabteilung fund and he's afraid of losing control of Congress before the midterms even happen if this wifebeater from Ohio goes down... right?

Love that national politics basically comes down to having an abusive relationship with a child rapist who thinks he's my dad.

Beware the package mimic

One of the surreal things about growing up was seeing people who agreed with me our culture was trash and the earth was dying just -- getting over it? -- once they got their job, their house, their career, their whatever.

And then it was like it never happened.

Saw a company say it was trusted by 120K orgs.

Somehow saw, 120K dogs.

Which would be infinitely more trustworthy if you ask me

me and the boys waiting for y'all to get done beating that dead horse u found

The Mockingbird lives in southern Canada, US, and Mexico.

Males can mimic up to 200 or more different sounds, including bird calls, animal calls, mechanical noises during their lifetime. Unmated males sing constantly day and night to attract females, and also to defend their territory.

#Birds #Nature #Mockingbird

Saw this restroom sign at Pike Place yesterday and had to share.

The centrist Searchlight Institute has released a health care policy proposal with the hope that Democratic candidates will adopt it.

The grab bag of policies is internally contradictory and cruel in places — and fails to insure everyone. https://jacobin.com/2026/08/health-care-searchlight-institute-aca