i think if you ask chatgpt what to name your kid they should not let you leave with it

it's not a "small" penis, ours is a perfect size to warm up your throat on before we get out the strap-on

question for people assigned male at birth currently taking estrogen as HRT

when you experience an orgasm, is it a...

like 99% sure we have an overactive bladder

do normal people just have the ability to ignore when they have to pee until they really have to pee??? i straight up feel that shit constant if there's anything in there it's an active struggle every time

wait

is it not normal to be able to piss your pants easily??

tying you up and blindfolding you, then writing things all over your nude body. i remove the body to reveal they're all genuine compliments ​:floofMischief:​

TIL that when the Atari Jaguar was officially discontinued, the developer documentation was officially released into the public domain (by Hasbro, who bought the IP of Atari's games but had no interest in the console) to allow interested third parties to continue supporting the platform.

why doesn't every game console do this? why don't we demand every game console do this?

i think that in the hall of "anti-war war games" Cannon Fodder deserves respect, for being perhaps the first to do it. the game starts with a wonderfully cheery tounge-in cheek song about how "war has never been so much fun" set over a montage of of various names and photos of the soldiers you're sending out. you recruit your little pixel soldiers on a screen with a big green hill.

and then they get gunned down and die. a tombstone is added to the hill. that soldier is dead forever now on that save file. but you can just recruit more from the line of lemmings ready to fight, so there isn't a problem, is there?

it was subtle design decision - to give every soldier a name - but doing so reframes the actions of the player into a wonderful dark satire.

remember 2026? that was 0 years ago.

torrent client called poob

people who use LLMs talk about using LLMs the way that people who smoke crack talk about smoking crack

i wasn't born gay actually. i was just bitten by a tick that made me allergic to men and i didn't really have any other choice

my body is a machine that turns cute girls into cute girls with a fox on their lap (I'm the fox)

at this point i am seriously tempted to try and fully boycott anything selling me stuff using AI images

fox with suspiciously large breasts

yeah normally i do not pride myself in being a snitch but when it comes to food safety at a chain restaurant i will make an exception lol

would you let me live in your house? I'll fix your computers and stuff in exchange for blowjobs and headpats

i just need someone i can cuddle with every night

"hey how's it going"
"what the fuck how did you just say that in comic sans"