Just a reminder that David Penman is a massive fucking batshit insane loony cunt.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-05/charges-struck-out-against-hepburn-councillors/106998874

https://mastodon.au/@andyb/116923053362050947

Opened Facebook and immediately greeted by cooker posts about the census.

The fuck is wrong with these people?

Golly.

JFC I CANNOT STOP FARTING TODAY

RE: https://aus.social/@dropbear/117013325598998398

"Jedi" is a perfectly valid answer.

If I'm considering a holiday to Perth, is there a particularly good time to visit in terms of things to do/see?

People: We’d like functional state government that works for us.

Vic ALP: Nope! Here’s a clusterfuck instead.

#VicPol

Good.

Fuck off.

#VicPol

At 2pm AEST today there will be a national test of the AusAlert system.

Millions of people across the country will be receiving this notification on their devices.

You aren't special. You aren't unique.

You don't need to go stampeding to social media platforms to inform everyone you received the notification with (or without) a screenshot. We all know you received it. No one cares you received it.

You should only post about the test notification if your circumstances were novel, interesting or unusual.

I don't know who needs to hear this, however I hope it helps.

#ausalert

This is the way.

@decryption wut?

Oh no! Anyway...

https://www.theage.com.au/business/companies/crypto-casino-billionaire-s-father-s-mansion-in-suspicious-fire-20260722-p60hlq.html

Not only is she an antivacc cooker stupid cunt, she's also a grifter. Selling "faraday bags" to stop the AusAlert pings.

https://shop.monicasmit.com/products/package-deal

My god. This woman is a stupid cunt.

Oh fuck me.

I’m down the club for a drink and our state MP is here.

Tempted to tell him to fuck himself.

What The Guardian isn't telling us is David Penman is a fucking loony who quite literally threatens legal action against anyone who doesn't rate his shitty AirBNB 5 stars and doesn't leave a glowing review.

The moron was also charged after he threatened and harassed someone who left a poor review on Google.

He's also been harassing Hepburn Shire councillors for years, to the point they attempted to get an intervention order taken out against him.

He's a fucking nutjob.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/14/hepburn-shire-council-daylesford-victoria-legal-action-against-local-councillors

What's Albo telling us here?

Received an email today from my electricity retailer.

"YOUR RATES ARE CHANGING".

Fuck me sideways they are actually going down.

Oooh.

Hmm.