It's not a push-up bra, I'm just bra-maxxing!

https://velo.outsideonline.com/road/road-racing/tour-de-france-femmes/bra-boosters-tour-de-france-femmes/

Haters are going to say this is AI

The joke to tell your wife on the way home from The Odyssey

It bugs me that this is happening before the Women's World Cup next year 😡

FIFA knows they have plenty of time to assuage the 55 European countries in time for the 2030 Men's World Cup, but this could doom the 2027 Women's World Cup with more than half the top teams boycotting.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49488584/uefa-boycott-all-fifa-competitions-protest-world-cup-private-equity-plan

My friends announce that it's Leo Season as if they're going on the hunt a hunt for a dramatic, dominant lesbian 🦁

My friends announce that it's Leo Season as if they're going on the hunt a hunt for a dramatic, dominant lesbian 🦁

Everyone is complaining about the cost of groceries, but I've been finding amazing deals on lettuce lately 🥬

I want one episode of Jeopardy that I'd call Misleading Jeopardy.

For example, "In 1849, the Lone Star Flag was designed to advocate for the independence of this territory - which later became a US possession"

All the clues would have an obvious response - and that obvious response would be wrong.

Today I learned that in St Louis, they slice bagels vertically like bread 😱

Every day we stray further from G-d's light

https://stljewishlight.org/jewishfood/st-louis-bagel-slice-slicing/

"Thrive Capital – run by Joshua Kushner, the younger brother of Donald Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner – will lead the proposed investor group."

And why would FIFA, a nonprofit, be looking to sell off the World Cup? Feels like Swiss authorities should be investigating this ⚽️

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/07/29/uefa-ready-boycott-world-cup-infantino-sale-plan-fifa-fa/

Today I learned that in St Louis, they slice bagels vertically like bread 😱

Every day we stray further from G-d's light

https://stljewishlight.org/jewishfood/st-louis-bagel-slice-slicing/

My cat is too smart.

He loves going after bugs - but he's smart enough to know that if he kills the bug, he'll lose his toy.

🐈: See, the problem with lesbians is that they're always cutting their nails which makes them bad at scritches

🐈‍⬛: Yeah, but they're so great in every other way

Imagine telling your investors, "we have a durable advantage because we purchased lots of one-of-a-kind books for our AI training and then destroyed them so none of our competitors could use them as sources" 🤬

This is truly despicable 🤬

Buying rare books to train AI and then destroying them 🤬

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-companies-destroying-rare-books

Like clockwork, it's midnight playtime for my cat.

I wonder what he'd do if I weren't a night owl

I'm not a film guru, but this video about shooting The Odyssey entirely in IMAX really resonated

It shows the depth of commitment of so many people doing something hard and uncompromising to make it the best

The hard work stands in contrast to AI bros who want to do nothing and accept mediocrity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHE9kcQOfQE

The Odyssey doesn't seem historically accurate at all!

If Odysseus is meant to be GREEK, why is he dressed like an AMERICAN Express card?

My friends tell me that I should see The Odyssey in 70mm.

But why the hell would I pay to see a movie on a screen only 7cm big⁉️ My TV at home is larger than that!

It's wild that some Domino's have garlic topping and some don't 🧄 🤯 🧄