Martin Gausbygausby@mastodon.xyz
Jun 24, 2026, 9:51 AMBased on a true story.
“Hey” (said with a Californian vocal fry)
“Sup?”
“So…Imagine everything you love went away. Imagine fire engulging everything and everyone you love. Burning everything to a crisp. The world is an ash desert. Death as far as the eyes can see.”
“Horrible.”
“Guess what?”
“What?”
“We got the technology to make that happen.”
“Take my money.”
“We need more money.”
“Take my savings.”
