My friend is giving me directions to her place, and giving me fucking Directions ... I'm giving her shit.

Be all in the Midwest ... "So you go past Vergil's Farm there and you keep goin till the fork in theroad and veer left, but watch out for the dip in the road from the flood in `04, we ain't fixed that yet ... then you go on to yonder yellow rock and ..."

You know there's Google Maps, right?