I went to a concert in an old, secret squat last weekend. This was a fond reminder of the joys of offline countercultures defying the visual bias we’re forced into by mainstream algorithms. Also, the idea of a last heaven of peace from the old world, an escape from online vigilance while the world collapses, is so satisfying sometimes. ☁️
It is 6:50 on a Sunday. My children are by my bedside. It is important to them that I admire the centipede they caught. They are showing me the centipede. By my bed.
Heard a roaring in the distance.
Horns beeping.
What is that?
ITS DYKES ON BIKES
I am overcome. I am in religious rapture. I love dykes on bikes.
Equal pay for equal egg!
Wait are we finally talking about the unpaid labor of women(geese?)
I’m so curious if the rest of the internet is losing its mind over this goose or if it’s just us.
What happens if I go to work tomorrow and say eggs do not lay eggs?
No but actually why tf is no one in sf politics talking about a second homes tax
A beautiful summer evening in San Francisco! Time to bust out the puffy coat.
Ladybug ladybug fly away home /
/Panic as I remember the actual lyrics to this song/
Everything is totally fine and cool no worries/
You’re kids just wanna hang
I think it is unfair that I am forced to be heterosexual but also I cannot sit in a chair like a human
After dinner:
5yo: can I have a marshmallow??
3yo: can I have a shrimp?!?
I love my little umami fiend
My 5yo is currently mocking me by pretending to be me going “I need some quiet time! I need some quiet time!”
This is the most brutal take down I’ve ever faced. Also dear god I need some quiet time.
Oh nice I have leftover spicy noodles
Oh no my entire being is on fire
Oh hey hum interesting. The back of my iPhone seems to have exploded? I think it overheated. It is somehow still working. It appears to be held together by its case. This can’t be good.
We took the kids by the MLK memorial in sf today and came upon this quote, which I hadn’t seen before
My most American trait is not being able to tell by their names which of the Canadian and British political parties are on the left or right
No. Yall I absolutely can’t. THIS IS THE GUY THEY PAID A GAJILLION DOLLARS TO DO THE REFLECTING POOL.
I was reading the article and I assumed this was just a picture for an ad about someone who like tries to catch bugs bunny in a mafia version of space jam??? How is this real.
Hey #bookstodon! Any of you beautiful ppl read The Leopard? I’m curious to hear ppls thoughts on the main character?
Sympathetic? Complex? Asshole? Where do yall land?
My bookclub has wildly divergent views on this.
16ish year old kid on the bus has an amoeba tote.
This gives me hope.
Imma unionize the moms, watch