And thus ends my first #MondayActionMovie, not with a bang but with a ski hill plow shovel?
Also, there was someone with the title the "blackmailer" in the credits, did I miss something?
Regardless thank you all for tooting along and helping me convalesce and thank you @LisaMarieBowman for hosting!
Artie died as how he lived, lackadaisical and without much thought.
Arty and Ernie (names?) the love story we didn't know we needed.
A hay bale? The monster picks a hay bale as a weapon?
All you people are perfectly safe. Except for the guy who runs the heavy machinery service depot.
I say we kill it! Right now! I have hands and I want blood on them! KILL IT!
Broad daylight, definitely need a flashlight,
Hah, he had to back up to make the turn, so the animated dino, just had to wait.
Wait, guy kills 2 people in cold blood, takes the sheriff on a high speed chase with shots fired, and all we get for payoff is a waving toothy silhouette and some bloody water.
Disturbing lack of doppler on that police siren.
Music has ended, comedic episode is over I guess.
Stop drinking for a moment and look for that owl, that would be cool, seeing an owl? That would be cool.
The stock music choices are... um, a choice.
All you can think about is beer and wine.
Can't you be like me and wine about beer?
Wait the meteor event was 6 months ago?
I thought this all happened the same day.
I doubt that's on me.
Also, next scene. Wat?
Least convincing robbery/murder ever!
I don't think they're going to get their security deposit back.
Oh wait, the doofuses didn't ask for one!
Yahtzee!
Ernie what the hell's the matter with you, you stopped comedically fighting!