re: "can you share your code?"

create 3 files ~2min.

- `vercel.json`
- `.vercelignore`
- `api/index.php`

blog
- article/title-slug.md

oh and…

The `/tmp` directory in a Serverless Function has a limit of 512 MB.

you can upload files directly from the client to the S3 bucket/Cloud Storage using a presigned url.

or, use git to store the "article" markdown files (via git worktree in `/tmp`) and push it back to github to trigger vercel to re-deploy the new code.

https://vercel-mezzio.vercel.app

GhostCI, now supports automated GitHub Actions Updates for workflow files.

Client wanted "free" PHP hosting for a non-static Mezzio markdown blog, with auto deploy on push.

Used Vercel Serverless Functions + PHP runtime.

https://php.vercel.app

https://github.com/vercel-community/php

Works great, hoping for PHP 8.4/8.5 support 🤞

I used to use closures to define routes,

return static function (ContainerInterface $container, RouteCollectorInterface $routeCollector): void {};

but now I prefer to autowire routes using an array configuration with a RouteProvider.

If you know your way around the #PHP docs, please help fix the token list:

1. T_PIPE, T_VOID_CAST are missing

2. no PHP version info per token (available as of PHP x.y.z).

https://php.net/manual/tokens.php

I signed up for their campaign emails to see what they were telling their base, assuming they had to be offering them something.

Turns out… nope.

They’re just scamming them.

Allegedly, the MAGA emails have devolved into full-on “Nigerian prince” energy.

The last few were like “I miss you” and “Why are you ignoring me?” and every single link leads straight to a donation page.

Allegedly.

(Test with a throwaway)

gold cards and noose pins

Okay #GitHub… you good?

soon™️

* one company curates what you watch and control every narrative.

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jacs.5c16112

"Using school cameras and AI to detect potential weapons."

police officers arrived at a school, surrounded and drew guns on a group of students.

After detaining and searching them, the officers realized the student never had a gun.

Instead, what the AI detected was a bag of chips. 🤡

They’re going to bundle every streaming service together, raise the price, add ads, and proudly introduce Gen Z to a revolutionary new product called… "Cable+"

It has been 0 days since I typed ":wq" at the end of a message on Slack 🤦🏼‍♂️

https://youtu.be/byQmJ9x0RWA

"FINALLY someone in government is talking about this."

https://youtu.be/K3qS345gAWI

In Australia, on December 10, children under the age of 16 will no longer be allowed to have social media accounts.👏🏾

A distinct “thinking class” is emerging, children of CEOs studying philosophy, history, and the liberal arts… while the broader population feeds on rage-bait, pop-culture trivia, and dreams of becoming “influencers.”

Tech executives enforce strict “No screen-time” rules for their own kids, yet keep the rest of the world glued to endless doom-scrolling.

When members of The Five Eyes start to withdraw from the world’s largest intelligence alliance to avoid being tied to U.S. recent actions …no coverage

🥳 Xdebug 3.5.0 Released!

🔥This is the first release to officially support PHP 8.5.

👣 It contains the first public release of Native Path Mapping, which allows you to map directories, files, and lines when PHP executes a file, to a location where you would edit it.

🔌 Support for communication through a control socket allows you to start debugging, or a pause a request, when a script is running.

📄 The full announcement is at https://xdebug.org/announcements/2025-12-04

🥧 You can install @Xdebug through PIE

#php