Mat BTwoClownsEating@beige.party
Apr 9, 2026, 10:18 PMYeah, I'm busy doing important corporate stuff so obviously I'm going to take over 30 seconds to reply to your post about ecologically sustainable edible sex toys that double up as dog treats.
Yeah, I'm busy doing important corporate stuff so obviously I'm going to take over 30 seconds to reply to your post about ecologically sustainable edible sex toys that double up as dog treats.
@TwoClownsEating *obviously* (still on the bus)
You've got a captive audience.
Have you considered selling sex toys that can be repurposed as dog treats? My reseller rates are good and our market research shows bus users are a good market.
Call me.