UserName Aged Badlydontreportme@mastodon.online
Oct 13, 2026, 3:56 AM@csilverman
If there was a body involved, they would park with the trunk facing the cliff.
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Chris Silverman 🌻csilverman@mastodon.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:50 AM@dontreportme Agreed, although cliffs aren't a great way to dispose of a body. Between tides and nosy locals, it'd be found immediately. My preferred method is remote burial. It's more time-consuming but less messy and mostly reliable.
Same goes for personal effects—buried elsewhere, of course—but sometimes one is in a hurry, and items found near a seaside cliff can provide useful misdirection, implying that the death was an accidental fall/drowning.
(Immolation's also good for small objects.)
- UserName Aged Badlydontreportme@mastodon.onlineOct 13, 2026, 3:54 PM
Agreed about the body. I must have been having a "senior elected official" moment.
Also it seems a bad idea to simply toss or immolate a spirit board.