StâçėGirl_a_whirl@mastodon.social
Jul 10, 2026, 8:15 PMretooted presentdad🙋🏻♂️
ME, sliding money across the table: maybe this crisp fiver will help
THEM: we’re talking on the phone ?
ME: *rubbing the bill into the phone*
ME, sliding money across the table: maybe this crisp fiver will help
THEM: we’re talking on the phone ?
ME: *rubbing the bill into the phone*