I asked Google Gemini, "What's a derogatory way to describe how the output of chatbots is unverifiable bullshit?"

It came up with:

* Spicy Autocomplete
* Stochastic Parrot (with citation to Bender & Gebru)
* Mansplaining as a Service (MaaS)
* Slop (which I will now call "clanker slop")
* Frankfurtian Bullshit, referencing a book called On Bullshit by Harry Frankfurt that my grandfather gave me 25 years ago and I have had on by bookshelf ever since