Here in the southern US, people check each other for ticks.

My wife asked me to check her over, so I carefully checked her back. Special attention to one spot, which was just a small mole, actually, but that's how it is, right, you don't know and you can't tell and you need someone to look and be sure.

Then I copped her boobs.

She just laughed.

I'm 66, and she's 76.

There were no ticks on her boobs.