Though even in a joke post, I must note that most abuse of children happens from someone they know and trust. Most "pedo panic" nonsense is performative and has done great harm to our kids and friendships.

Kids can't go outside, adults can't talk to kids, men can't be seen with their own kids, etc. None of this is necessary. And it has not reduced abuse. Especially not when we make real predators president.

Some relevant facts: https://www.mcgill.ca/osvrse/survivor-support-self-care/misconceptions-vs-facts/misconceptions