Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to make a fairground so repulsive that no one in America wants to come to it?
Fairs are one of those things America does best. Fairs are supposed to be about cheap tshirts, greasy food, painting a butterfly on your face, stupid games with even stupider prizes, a shit ton of carnival rides, music, drinks, someone doing woodcarvings of animals in pg-13 suggestive poses, and kissing a stranger at dusk near the port-a-potties which you'll later regret and refer to only as "the mistake".
Trump somehow saw all that deeply entrenched American culture, art, and cuisine and said "fuck that shit what if instead we do 24/7 christofascist podcasts about me plus a single ferris wheel that will immediately break and literally nothing else".
What a bunch of fucking loser freaks these people are. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.