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Low Quality Factslowqualityfacts
Jun 17, 2026, 3:29 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Storm Blanket. Before surfboards were invented, surfers would try to ride waves in large wooden ships. The phrase "hang ten" refers to how surfers would use all of their fingers to cling onto the ship for dear life as it sunk into the sea.
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Low Quality Factslowqualityfacts
Jun 17, 2026, 4:01 PM
Thank you to everyone who boosts these dumb little ads I write. It is all that keeps me out of the gutter, slurping up sewage for sustenance.
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Colin B.🇨🇦swordgeek@mstdn.ca
Jun 17, 2026, 4:50 PM
@lowqualityfacts To be fair, thst's how you gain superpowers.
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Mysturjimysturji@mastodonapp.uk
Jun 17, 2026, 9:21 PM
@lowqualityfacts
Blanket?
What’s with the frills? Looks like a rug.
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W1L3NSK1W1L3NSK1@hoosier.social
Jun 18, 2026, 3:22 AM
@lowqualityfacts I lived on a sail boat. Love the illustration!
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