@cheekqualizer @lisamelton Well, I'd agree, except I'd think she's more of a Perl gal! I might be (probably AM) wrong, but I like to think of LisaSiri's codebase of being something along the lines of:

#!/usr/bin/perl

print "Ummm. Wha'? Don'tcha' have fingers? Can't you unlock the darned door on your own?";

😂